As the title says, I wouldn't mind having five bucks.  To purchase odds and ends.  Its hard on the mean streets of UMBC.  Do I necessarily deserve that money?  Maybe not.  But I vow it will go to a good use.  Which is contributing towards my passion for cheer wine and burritos.

In addition to my previous question (the poll), and in order to make this a legitimate discussion, I ask you this:

What is the strangest thing you've done for money?  Whether it be from a dumb bet, odd job, shady business, or oddly optimistic post on an online forum.

Side note:

Lets not make this a religious or political argument.  That seems to happen a lot around these parts.  I mean, I don't really know how it would escalate like that.  But it could, dontchaknow.