Can anyone help me out with a ride to UMBC?
Please!
posted over 11 years ago
Hello everyone, I was wondering if anyone would give me a ride to school and back? I live in the Burtonsville/Laurel area. Here's just a few minor requests that I have.
- I will not pay for gas, so DO NOT ask!
- I will sit in the backseat and you will call me "Sir".
- If I have a hangover and vomit in your car, that's your problem. I do not vomit out the window, do not ask me to. The best I'm willing to do is vomit on your window, but not out of it. The vomit will most likely be on the seat and the floor.
- I will not clean it up, do not ask me to. Read number 5 for the reason.
- Any trash I leave in your car is meant as a gift from me to you.
- You will allow me to smoke tobacco and the wacky tobacky in your car
- If you get pulled over and your car smells like the wacky tobacky, it's yours, not mine. I'll flick it up towards you to help you prove it is yours. You will tell the police officer that I was not participating in your wacky tobacky fun and so will I.
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