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    <Title>Corbett Publishes on Gray and the Unsolved Baltimore Murders</Title>
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          <div class="html-content">Professor of the Practice, Christopher Corbett, has published an article with Reuters entitled, "In a City of Unsolved Murders, Freddie Gray's is Now One More," in response to the recent trials of officers in the death of Baltimore resident Freddie Gray. Corbett, who has followed the trials closely, writes, "Freddie Gray died in an encounter with the Baltimore Police Department that remains unexplained and unexplainable. Now that all charges against the six police officers involved were dropped on Wednesday, it may remain so forever." His full article can be accessed at <a href="http://fortune.com/2016/07/30/freddie-gray-murder-baltimore">http://fortune.com/2016/07/30/freddie-gray-murder-baltimore</a> and is an excellent read--part of our continued commitment to bridging the gap between English and today's constantly evolving world.  </div>
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    <Summary>Professor of the Practice, Christopher Corbett, has published an article with Reuters entitled, "In a City of Unsolved Murders, Freddie Gray's is Now One More," in response to the recent trials of...</Summary>
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    <Title>Outbreak of malaria In malarial swamp baffles doctors...</Title>
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    <PostedAt>Sun, 31 Jul 2016 10:12:51 -0400</PostedAt>
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    <Title>The Polls Are In!!! PAW</Title>
    <Tagline>You won't believe it!</Tagline>
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          <div class="html-content"><ol><li><span><a href="http://my.umbc.edu/groups/current-events/posts/61147" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">The first poll was whether or not the student body felt John Boon is sane.</a></span></li><li><a href="http://my.umbc.edu/groups/current-events/posts/61172" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">The second poll was whether or not the student body felt John Boon is a bigot and a racist.</a></li></ol><br><div>In each of these polls, the student body, who voted in the polls, reflected that John Boon is not sane and he's a bigoted racist. <br><br>If you see him on campus, my suggestion would just to stay clear of him unless you want to be randomly be told to "fuck off Rs." He also has a habit of watching tranny porn on UMBC library computers and gets very upset when it gets loud in the library because "he can't hear the plot."<br><br></div><div>Thank you to everyone that voted and participated in my first two unscientific polls.<br><br><br></div></div>
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    <Title>The Polls Are In!!! PAW</Title>
    <Tagline>It's already catchy enough!!!</Tagline>
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          <div class="html-content"><ol><li><span><a href="http://my.umbc.edu/groups/current-events/posts/61147" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">The first poll was whether or not the student body felt John Boon is sane.</a></span></li><li><a href="http://my.umbc.edu/groups/current-events/posts/61172" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">The second poll was whether or not the student body felt John Boon is a bigot and a racist.</a></li></ol><br><div>In each of these polls, the student body, who voted in the polls, reflected that John Boon is not sane and he's a bigoted racist. <br><br>If you see him on campus, my suggestion would just to stay clear of him unless you want to be randomly be told to "fuck off Rs." He also has a habit of watching tranny porn on UMBC library computers and gets very upset when it gets loud in the library because "he can't hear the plot."<br><br></div><div>Thank you to everyone that voted and participated in my first two unscientific polls.<br><br><br></div></div>
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  <Title>Human Neurological Uniformity</Title>
  <Tagline>A Gentle Introduction to Unqualified Reservations.</Tagline>
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    <div class="html-content">"And last but not least: our third case study in adaptive mendacity under the democratic system, HNU or <span>human neurological uniformity</span>.<br><br>An
     HNU credulist believes that modern human subpopulations are 
    neurologically uniform.  In other words, genetic differences between 
    races (if the term is even acknowledged) are of no behavioral 
    significance.  Especially committed credulists may believe that genetic 
    differences between individuals are of no behavioral significance, or 
    even that human behavior has not been shaped at all by evolutionary 
    history - both forms of the "Blank Slate" hypothesis.  (If you are new 
    to the issue, you could do a lot worse than starting with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blank_Slate" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Pinker's book</a>.)<br><br>You may, for instance, hear phrases like "we are all the same under the skin."  <a href="http://www.boneclones.com/BC-031.htm" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Are we?</a>  (And consider the <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB123214753161791813-lMyQjAxMDI5MzEyNzExNDc3Wj.html" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">behavioral correlates</a>.)
     I suppose one could step back to a less-falsified point: "we are all 
    the same under the skull."  Evolution, in this theory, is somehow 
    attenuated by tissue depth.  Do you want to go there?<br><br>As the authors of <a href="http://the10000yearexplosion.com/" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">this new book</a> put it: given the genetic history of the human species, global equality in <span>any quantitative trait</span>
     - physical or behavioral - is about as likely as dropping a handful of 
    quarters and having them all land on edge.  Of course, as reasonable 
    thinkers, we are prepared to consider improbable propositions.  If 
    presented with extraordinary evidence.<br><br>What, sir, is your 
    evidence for HNU?  Oh, you don't have any.  I see.  Once again, we find 
    our new friend - the mainstream crank.<br><br>You'll note the familiar 
    chutzpah of quackery.  Lacking any positive factual argument for their 
    hypothesis, how do the spinmeisters of HNU credulism - from Stephen Jay 
    Gould down - operate?  The answer is a one-paragraph textbook in 
    charlatanship.  This maneuver takes a gallbladder the size of a 
    basketball, but it works perfectly.<br><br>First: shift the burden of proof to the <span>converse</span> of your unsupported hypothesis, defining it as the <span>null hypothesis</span> - true until proven false.  Second: raise the standards for proving it false to an absurd and unsatisfiable level.  (See <a href="http://www.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/30years/Rushton-Jensen30years.pdf" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">this</a> for a typical attempt to clear the ever-rising bar.) Third: declare victory.<br><br>Thus:
     the moon is made of green cheese.  You say the moon is made of moon 
    rock and moondust, but you have no real evidence for this claim.  
    Astronauts landed on the moon and brought home moon rock and moondust, 
    but this is just a superficial layer of asteroid debris around the 
    cheese.  If they go again and actually drill this time, they'll hit 
    cheese.  If they don't, they didn't drill deep enough.  Regardless, the 
    moon-rock theory remains highly speculative and unproven - it is 
    probably "junk science" funded by lunar mining interests.<br><br>And it's just another day in your worm-eaten medulla.  Hey, don't worry - we've all been there.<br><br>Here
     is a thought I distinctly remember thinking as a teenager, quite 
    possibly after reading one of Stephen Jay Gould's better essays on the 
    early hominidae: "boy, it's a good thing <span>Homo erectus</span>
     went extinct.  Because fortunately, racism is a lie, we are all the 
    same under the skin, and once America educates the world all God's 
    chilluns will go to Harvard.  But we're obviously descended from 
    less-intelligent hominids - and if those guys were still around, we'd 
    have a <span>real</span> race problem."  A testament to the art of modern <a href="http://isteve.blogspot.com/2009/01/crimestop.html" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">crimestop</a>, which always finds a way to disable wrongthink by removing some tiny but essential component from one's picture of reality.<br><br>I'll
     assume you've succumbed to the wrongthink.  If not, think about it for a
     while.  Spend some time on the Internet.  Draw your own conclusions.  
    Then continue below - or, of course, don't.<br><br>Since you're no longer an HNU credulist, you must be an <span>HNU denialist</span>
     - ie, one prepared to consider patterns of genotype-phenotype 
    correlation in behavioral traits of modern human subpopulations.    
    Terrible!  But don't worry - if you don't mind keeping company with the 
    dead, you'll find yourself in the best of company.<br><br>For instance, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hume" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">David Hume</a> - founder of modern rational thought - was an <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=w8cIAAAAQAAJ" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">HNU denialist</a>:<br><br><blockquote>I
     am apt to suspect the Negroes to be naturally inferior to the Whites. 
    There scarcely ever was a civilized nation of that complexion, nor even 
    any individual, eminent either in action or speculation. No ingenious 
    manufactures amongst them, no arts, no sciences. On the other hand, the 
    most rude and barbarous of the Whites, such as the ancient Germans, the 
    present Tartars, have still something eminent about them, in their 
    valour, form of government, or some other particular. Such a uniform and
     constant difference could not happen, in so many countries and ages, if
     nature had not made an original distinction between these breeds of 
    men. Not to mention our colonies, there are Negro slaves dispersed all 
    over Europe, of whom none ever discovered any symptoms of ingenuity; 
    though low people, without education, will start up amongst us, and 
    distinguish themselves in every profession. In Jamaica, indeed, they 
    talk of one Negro as a man of parts and learning; but it is likely he is
     admired for slender accomplishments, like a parrot who speaks a few 
    words plainly.<br><br></blockquote>Now, if a man was to stand up and say this today, that man would be a <span>racist</span>.
      But let's not forget, Hume wrote this in, like, 1500 BC or something. 
     (He also wrote it when there were a lot fewer Negroes around.)  As 
    Hunter S. Thompson once put it, we've learned a lot about race relations
     since then.  Don't worry, SPLC - we welcome our new <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._K._Butterfield" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Mustiphino</a> overlords.<br><br>Seriously: should the HNU denialist accept this invidious word, <span>racist</span>?
      Better yet, should he flaunt it like a homo?  Obviously, a matter of 
    personal taste.  It depends how much you want to offend people.  But 
    there is one thing to note: the common meaning of <span>racism</span> implies the belief that ancestry is significant information in the context of common decisions about individuals.<br><br>It
     should be obvious that it is not.  If you want to test a job 
    applicant's IQ, for example, give her an IQ test.  Patterns of ancestry 
    become useful only in decisions that affect large groups of humans in 
    the aggregate.  Governments, however, must often make such decisions.<br><br>Therefore, if you are an HNU denialist and someone asks you whether you're a <span>racist</span>, you can ask him if he implies the above belief, which we can call <span>racial essentialism</span>.  (The Nazis, of course, were big essentialists.)  If he says yes, tell him no.  If he says no, you can tell him yes.<br><br>One also must be quite a bit more careful than Hume with the words <span>superior</span> and <span>inferior</span>.
      This implies some quantitative ordering of overall personal worth, an 
    idea one would expect Hume to be the last to accept.  For example, 
    consider the proposition that Jews tend to be better chess players than 
    Negroes, whereas Negroes tend to be better dancers than Jews.  Both 
    halves of this statement may (or may not) be true, but neither can 
    justify us in ranking the two races overall - unless our sole criterion 
    of personal worth is either chess or dance.  Which mine isn't.<br><br>I 
    will take the liberty of suggesting that Hume, had he known how touchy 
    his descendants would become on this subject, would have said that 
    Europeans tend to have higher labor productivity than Negroes.  As 
    measured in wages, this is an easily verifiable fact of no moral 
    significance whatsoever.  (In a society which permitted both European 
    and Negro slavery, we could compare the cost of the capital rather than 
    the price of the rental.)<br><br>For an intelligent person in the 21st 
    century, it is unnecessary to be even slightly neurotic about the 
    obvious statistical differences in the average talents of human races.  
    It so happens that, in the world of 2009, a talent for solving 
    differential equations commands a higher salary and a larger job market 
    than a talent for playing musical instruments.  But there are 
    exceptions: Prince is much better compensated than you.  Does that make 
    him a better person?  Who could possibly care?   We each are who we are,
     we each make the best of it.  Duh.<br><br>My ideal future is one in 
    which governments pay at most minimal attention to race.  If that makes 
    me a racist, so be it.  But Orwell just came in his pants.<br><br>Obviously, once you stop believing in <span>democracy</span>,
     it is easy to stop seeing the failure of this political design in 
    societies with a high percentage of non-Eurasian genetic ancestry as a 
    moral reflection on persons of non-Eurasian ancestry, and start seeing 
    it as an mere engineering failure.  Ie: if Negroes are unsuited for 
    representative government, the fault lies entirely with the latter. 
    Europeans are unsuited for representative government, too - just 
    slightly less unsuited.<br><br>It's true that our planet, at present, 
    hosts quite a few healthy humans whose present economic productivity is 
    negative.  But this is probably best explained as a case of mere 
    misgovernment.  Civilized societies in the past have found that the 
    demand for menial labor is, at the right price, almost inexhaustible, 
    and have flourished with a very high ratio of laborers to elites.  If 
    present political structures fail under these demographic conditions, 
    the fault is - once again - with the political structures.  (For 
    example, colonial Spanish America thrived peacefully under royal 
    government, and became violent and corrupt under republican 
    institutions.)<br><br>Should governments, for example, consider race in 
    their immigration policies?  I can't imagine why they would want to.  
    Surely an effective immigration policy, by definition, is one that lets 
    in desirable subjects and keeps out undesirable ones.  Whatever your 
    definition of desirability, there are surely far more effective ways to 
    evaluate an applicant for immigration than examining his or her 
    ancestry, or even a full genotype.  Even if we had a genotype-to-IQ 
    function, which of course we don't (yet), by definition an IQ test is 
    the most effective way to test IQ.<br><br>But enough defensiveness.  Let's see what the world looks like to an HNU denialist.<br><br>As
     usual, we all have a complete picture of reality as consistent with HNU
     credulism.  As usual, we have no picture whatsoever of reality as 
    consistent with HNU denialism - except, of course, for some sketchy and 
    invidious stereotypes of what a "racist" should think. We have no 
    interest in nibbling at these poisoned baits.<br><br>(But we will continue to use the word <span>Negro</span>,
     which has - or had - been the most standard and precise signifier for 
    its signified since (according to my OED) 1555.  Geeze, man, talk about 
    freakin' Orwell.  It reminds me of an old Primitive Radio Gods <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Primitive+Radio+Gods/_/Motherfucker" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">track</a>, which goes: <span>"I got a god-given right to smoke whatever I like; / Tell me how it got given to you?"</span>  Of course, the verse refers to tha chronic, not the English language.  Yet the principle is the same.)<br><br>In
     other words: you know the complete story of race relations in America -
     in the reality in which Negroes are best understood as Europeans with 
    black skin. But now we have another reality. In that other reality, what
     is the story of race relations in America?  Whatever it is, it can't be
     the <span>same</span> story.<br><br>Perhaps
     you've seen this issue discussed before, and it tires you.  The Negro 
    problem has vast ritual importance in the modern American mind.  A fresh
     perspective is essential.  So:<br><br>Let's say you were a person who didn't care <span>at all</span>
     about the Constitution, and you wanted to take America back to the past
     and establish a new order of hereditary nobility.  What could be more 
    deliciously reactionary than that?  Real, live nobles, walking around on
     the street.  So let's see what it would take to make it happen.<br><br>First,
     we need to define noble status.  Our rule is simple: if either of your 
    parents was a noble, you're a noble.  While this is unusually inclusive 
    for a hereditary order, it is the 21st century, after all.  We can step 
    out a little.  And nobility remains a <span>biological</span> quality - a noble baby adopted by common parents is noble, a common baby adopted by noble parents is common.<br><br>Fine.
      What are the official duties and privileges of our new nobility?  
    Obviously, we can't really call it a noble order unless it has duties 
    and privileges.<br><br>Well, privileges, anyway.  Who needs duties?  
    What's the point of being a noble, if you're going to have all these 
    duties?  Screw it, it's the 21st century.  We've transcended duties.  On
     to the privileges.<br><br>The basic quality of a noble is that he or she is presumed to be <span>better</span>
     than commoners.  Of course, both nobles and commoners are people.  And 
    people do vary.  Individual circumstances must always be considered.  
    However, the official presumption is that, in any conflict between a 
    noble and a commoner, the noble is right and the commoner is wrong.  
    Therefore, by default, the noble should win.  This infallible logic is 
    the root of our system of noble privilege.<br><br>For example, if a 
    noble attacks a commoner, we can presume that the latter has in some way
     provoked or offended the former.  The noble may of course be guilty of 
    an offense, but the law must be extremely careful about establishing 
    this.  If there is a pattern of noble attacks on commoners, there is 
    almost certainly a problem with the commoners, whose behavior should be 
    examined and who may need supplemental education.<br><br>If a commoner 
    attacks a noble, however, it is an extremely serious matter.  And a 
    pattern of commoner attacks on nobles is unthinkable - it is tantamount 
    to the total breakdown of civilization.  In fact, one way to measure the
     progress that modern society has made is that, in the lifetime of those
     now living, it was not at all unusual for mobs of commoners to attack 
    and kill nobles!  Needless to say, this doesn't happen anymore.<br><br>This
     intentional disparity in the treatment of unofficial violence creates 
    the familiar effect of asymmetric territorial dominance.  A noble can 
    stroll anywhere he wants, at any time of day or night, anywhere in the 
    country.  Commoners are advised not to let the sun set on them in noble 
    neighborhoods, and if they go there during the day they should have a 
    good reason for doing so.<br><br>One of the main safeguards for our 
    system of noble authority is a systematic effort to prevent the 
    emergence of commoner organizations which might exercise military or 
    political power.  Commoners may of course have friends who are other 
    commoners, but they may not network on this basis.  Nobles may and of 
    course do form exclusive social networks on the basis of nobility.<br><br>Most
     interactions between commoners and nobles, of course, do not involve 
    violence or politics.  Still, by living in the same society, commoners 
    and nobles will inevitably come into conflict.  Our goal is to settle 
    these conflicts, by default, in favor of the noble.<br><br>For example, 
    if a business must choose whether to hire one of two equally qualified 
    applicants, and one is a noble while the other is a commoner, it should 
    of course choose the noble.  The same is true for educational admissions
     and any other contest of merit.  Our presumption is that while nobles 
    are intrinsically, inherently and immeasurably superior to commoners, 
    any mundane process for evaluating individuals will fail to detect these
     ethereal qualities - for which the outcome must therefore be adjusted.<br><br>Speaking
     of the workplace, it is especially important not to let professional 
    circles of commoner resistance develop.  Therefore, we impose heavy 
    fines on corporations whose internal or external policies or practices 
    do not reflect a solid pro-noble position.  For example, a corporation 
    which permits its commoner employees to express insolence or disrespect 
    toward its noble employees, regardless of their relationship in the 
    corporate hierarchy, is clearly liable.  Any such commoner must be fired
     at once if the matter is brought to the management's attention.<br><br>This
     is an especially valuable tool for promoting the nobility: it literally
     achieves that result.  In practice it makes the noble in any meeting at
     the very least <span>primus inter pares</span>.
      Because it is imprudent for commoners to quarrel with him, he tends to
     get what he wants.  Because he tends to get what he wants, he tends to 
    advance in the corporate hierarchy.  The result, which should be visible
     in any large business without dangerous commonerist tendencies, will be
     a predominance of nobles in top executive positions.<br><br>And, of course, this should be especially the case in government... but enough.  We've made the point.<br><br>And what exactly is that point?  Well, three points.<br><br>One: this system is profoundly unhinged and bizarre, and completely inappropriate in anything like a sane, civilized society.<br><br>Two:
     it is - save for the change in terminology - a fairly close description
     of the present legal status of non-Asian minorities (NAMs) in 
    present-day America.  (Which is by no means the only modern government 
    to adopt such a system.)<br><br>And three: applied to the cream of 
    America's actual WASP-Ashkenazi aristocracy, genuine genetic elites with
     average IQs of 120, long histories of civic responsibility and 
    productivity, and strong innate predilections for delayed gratification 
    and hard work, I'm confident that this bizarre version of what we can 
    call <span>ignoble privilege </span>would 
    take no more than two generations to produce a culture of worthless, 
    unredeemable scoundrels.  Applied to populations with recent 
    hunter-gatherer ancestry and no great reputation for sturdy moral fiber,
     <span>noblesse sans oblige</span> is a recipe for the production of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Gang-Leader-Day-Sociologist-Streets/dp/1594201501" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">absolute human garbage</a>.<br><br>Thus, the analogy of hereditary ignobility has given us HNU denialists a desperately-needed fresh perspective on the <a href="http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=M2ExYjAzYTkwNTFhNDZkNmQ5MzM4ZWY1ZGYxYjU5YjY=" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">bezonian</a>
     underclasses of the hardcore, female-welfare and male-criminal variety,
     whatever their race, color, creed or ethnic origin.  (Amazingly, Boston
     still has <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Boston,_Massachusetts" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Irish bezonians</a>.)
      The underclass are infinitely depraved aristocrats, with the 
    aristocrat's economic role of extracting profit without productivity 
    through the use or threat of violence.  The women are concubines or 
    queens, the men are warriors or barons.  In terms of sheer, 
    industrial-strength vice, the denizens of Professor Venkatesh's world 
    surrender nothing to the louchest rake of the Hellfire Club, and their 
    capacity for random mayhem might even shock the Borgias.<br><br>That 
    this Orcish parody of aristocracy was created, in the lives of those now
     living, out of the certainly imperfect but generally functional 
    pre-WWII American Negro subculture, through policies designed by "social
     scientists" who were in fact religious moralists in disguise, is one of
     the larger ironies of modern history.<br><br>But perhaps I 
    overanticipate.  Strangely (or not), most Americans are not familiar 
    with the actual history of the modern American Negro.  It shows a 
    precipitous cultural decline in the second half of the 20th century - 
    just as our system of ignoble privilege was established.  This might be a
     coincidence, but then again it might not.<br><br>Before 1960, most 
    Negroes had jobs, most Negro children were born to married parents, and 
    most cities in America had thriving Negro business districts (such as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas,_Chicago#Bronzeville" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Bronzeville</a>
     in Chicago).  All this is gone.  But for a white-assimilated minority, 
    often more mulatto than Negro, the community has simply been shattered. 
     A time traveller from 1960 might be excused for thinking the country 
    had spent the last fifty years in the savage grip of the Klan.   Even 
    the great Negro contribution to American music has sunk from the genius 
    of jazz to the barbarism of rap.<br><br>Whereas to the HNU credulist, 
    the second half of the 20th century was the golden age of the 
    "African-American," with historical achievements unseen since Periclean 
    Athens.  We have developed a remarkably wide parallax here.  Let's go 
    back and see the world through the eyes of our old, discarded, 
    worm-installed beliefs.<br><br>If we assume HNU, the standard story <span>makes sense</span>
     - to the extent that any perspective founded on nonsense can make 
    sense.  Without the obvious answer of genetic neurological disparities, 
    the HNU credulist applies the proper Sherlock Holmes algorithm and 
    assumes that, absent the impossible, the only alternative is the 
    improbable.<br><br>Thus, he ascribes the depressing sociological statistics of American Negroes to mistreatment, past and present, by whites.  Ie: <span>racism</span>.
      In the era of slavery or the era of the lynch mob, this did not seem 
    like much of a stretch.  Surely it is at least the #2 suspect.<br><br>The HNU credulist of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_American_Dilemma:_The_Negro_Problem_and_Modern_Democracy" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Gunnar Myrdal</a>
     era discovered two principal aspects of this problem.  One: Negroes in 
    America had no effective political power and were often discriminated 
    against by the government, mainly state governments in the South.  Two: 
    Europeans in America generally disliked Negroes, and preferred not to 
    associate with them (ie, they were <span>racists</span>).
      Therefore, the Negro problem could be solved by (a) giving Negroes 
    money and power, and (b) educating Europeans to like and respect their 
    Negro brothers, who (respectable scientists assured them) were exactly 
    the same as them, under the skin.<br><br>Fifty years ago, this prescription was <span>not absurd</span>.
      America took it.  It didn't seem to be working, so we doubled the 
    dose.  And so began the usual pattern of iatrogenic escalation.  Far 
    from curing the relatively mild social pathologies of the Negro 
    community in the early 20th century, the Myrdal therapy aggravated them,
     converting small precancerous lesions into vast metastatic melanomas.  
    Of course, this called for even more medicine.  And so on.<br><br>As in 
    AGW and KFM, the feedback loop has created a business of its own.  
    America is now inconceivable without the race industry.  It has added a 
    Hispanic underclass to its Negro problem, and its disciples in Europe 
    have created a remarkably similar Muslim problem.<br><br>Antiracism gained power in the United States through what we call the <span>civil-rights movement</span>.  Perhaps a more precise name would be the <span>black-rage industry</span>, but we can compromise and settle for <span>black-power movement</span>.  When you hear these words, you probably think of the "carnivorous" side of the whole circus, with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huey_Newton" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Huey Newton</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rap_Brown" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">H. Rap Brown</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_DeFreeze" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Field Marshal Cinque</a>, and not the "vegetarian" side, with Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson, etc.<br><br>But
     from the perspective of European-Americans, the two acted as a perfect 
    Mutt and Jeff act.  Mutt said: I'll kill you.  Jeff said: that Mutt is a
     really bad apple, and if you don't give me money and power he might 
    well kill you.<br><br>To a Loyalist, this all sounds dreadfully 
    familiar.  Remember the pattern of the American Rebellion: the likes of 
    Otis and Sam Adams raised hell, and the likes of Burke and Pitt 
    explained that they were raising hell because they weren't given enough 
    money and power.  Of course, the conciliations of the latter did 
    precisely nothing to reconcile the former to British government.<br><br>Americans
     failed to grasp the fundamentally predatory nature of the black-power 
    movement.  Rather than suppressing it forcefully and restoring the rule 
    of law, the worse it behaved the more they fed it.  The result was, and 
    is, a Negro population which has essentially seceded from mainstream 
    American culture, to the tremendous disadvantage of both parties.  The 
    resulting ghetto culture remains marinated with black-power ideology, 
    although it is now so distant from the lives of you or I that we only 
    notice it when a Jeremiah Wright somehow swims into view.<br><br>And meanwhile, the official story is that this entire disaster is the result of <span>racism</span>
     - ie, Europeans who dislike Negroes, deny HNU, or both.  Consider the 
    enormous guilt complex that so many Americans have laid on themselves 
    for answering no to the question: "do you regularly enjoy the company of
     African-Americans?"  It is not enough for the State to force you to <span>believe</span> - it must also force you to <span>like</span>.  Emotional tyranny is old hat for any good Puritan.<br><br>Lynchmobs
     and segregated lunch counters are a thing of the past, but the 
    consequences once attributed to them have only gotten worse.  Therefore,
     the campaign against <span>racism</span> must only strengthen.  Consider the discovery of <a href="http://www.scienceblog.com/community/older/2000/D/200003208.html" rel="nofollow external" class="bo"><span>unconscious racism</span></a>.
      The involuntary, concealed, guilt-inducing activation of the European 
    amygdala somehow seems to do just as good a job, if not better, as any 
    Klan mob of keeping the black man down.  We must get rid of the 
    amygdala!  Coincidentally - or not - this racist organ is also the part 
    of the brain activated when you or I feel <span>fear</span>.  I can't imagine why <a href="http://www.colorofcrime.com/colorofcrime2005.pdf" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">that would be</a>.<br><br>Step
     back a moment and picture your fellow Americans, who are so confident 
    that by electing a mulatto President (more money, more power) they have 
    brought this astounding circus to an end.  Quite the contrary.  They 
    have just fed it another lollipop.<br><br>But this is nothing new, so 
    the consequences should not be especially devastating.  The circus is 
    awful, but it is an old dog and capable of few new tricks.  Contra <a href="http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2008/11/transition_to_b.php" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Jared Taylor</a>, I expect no American <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Zuma" rel="nofollow external" class="bo">Zuma </a>to follow our new Mandela.  Though some other hell no doubt awaits us.<br><br>The
     policy solution here is obvious: eliminate the race industry, abolish 
    all racial privileges including laws against "harassment" and 
    "discrimination," and restore unconditional freedom of speech and 
    freedom of association.  Someday, sooner or later, probably later, all 
    this nonsense will end up in whatever dusty closet we sent the 
    segregated water coolers too.  Our government will finally forget about 
    race and treat individuals as individuals.  And the entire country will 
    party for a week - except those who need to be arrested."<br><br><a href="http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2009/01/gentle-introduction-to-unqualified_22.html">http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2009/01/gentle-introduction-to-unqualified_22.html</a><br></div>
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